Afternoon Fun

So Raju and I were messing around and he wrote on me with a pen so I decided to mess with him on Office Communicator (our little IM program at work.) He had no idea what was going on.

Aaron [3:27 PM]: sir you wrote on me
Aaron [3:27 PM]: i'm going to call HR
Raju [3:27 PM]: what
Raju [3:28 PM]: i didnt
Aaron [3:28 PM]: that is harassment in the workplace and it will not be tolerated
Raju [3:28 PM]: wht
Aaron [3:28 PM]: it might be sexual harassment because i am straight
Raju [3:28 PM]: wht do u mean
Aaron [3:29 PM]: what do you think?
Raju [3:29 PM]: wht
Raju [3:29 PM]: i dont knw wht u r sayin
Aaron [3:29 PM]: away from me criminal!
Raju [3:29 PM]: wht r u taaalkin
Aaron [3:29 PM]: tell it to the judge
Raju [3:30 PM]: idk
Raju [3:30 PM]: this makes me wanna take a showert
Raju [3:30 PM]: whtrevr
Aaron [3:30 PM]: yeah you'll probably have to shower with men while you're in prison
Aaron [3:30 PM]: don't drop the soap
Raju [3:31 PM]: idk
Aaron [3:32 PM]: what? you wanna drop the soap? spend the night with big bubba?
Raju [3:33 PM]: no...i m scared
Raju [3:33 PM]: wht d sh*t r u talkin
Raju [3:33 PM]: its so boring
Raju [3:33 PM]: let me knw
Aaron [3:33 PM]: if you talk that way in front of the judge he'll add another 10 years just to assert his authority