Ninjas and Samuri Swords

This is a ninja. This is only a rough sketch from a bystander who was unable to distinguish more than a shadowy shape. Ninjas kill all the time. Yet they are next to impossible to see. If you ever see a ninja's eyes, they will be the last thing you ever see.

Ninjas, we are told, carry a large assortment of weapons to aid in their slayings. They are said to carry everything from smoke pellets to shuriken stars to potato guns. A common misconception is that ninjas kill using samuri swords. This is completely untrue. While a ninja may carry one around with him, the true reason for having it is so open coconuts from Food Lion. Robbie Clark is our expert concerning samuri swords, as he used to have one and that was the only thing he could think of to use it for.

We are still unsure whether ninjas are responsible for the recent Joey Lan disappearance, but we can be certain that no harm to Joey came from a samuri sword.